Haku is the best Japanese dining in Perth, and I don’t think it’s particularly close. You can stop reading here if you want, that’s basically a summary of the following 1,500 words. Set in a publicly undisclosed location in Carlisle with no markings on the shopfront and curtains drawn the entire time, the restaurant is only open to up to 6 people each evening (a significant increase from the 2 people per night when it first opened), with bookings only able to be done if you slide into their Insta DM’s. The menu is a mystery, the price is not fixed and there are no other staff members outside of the chef. For Simpsons fans, right now this may be eliciting memories of secret society aka the Stonecutters, but unlike Homer and unfortunately for us, the Stonecutters were significantly easier to infiltrate as this place is booked out for the rest of 2023. And you thought Marumo was difficult to book? Please, there’s a new champ in town. So what on earth happened when we went? We were wa...